This is one of the smartest jokes I've known for quite a while. iPaid! Serious stuff...ugh.

So.. anyone interrested? We can upgrade your iPhone really easy.

The older phones were really bricks. The new phones are... I really don't know. But, the advantage is that the floor is safe nowadays, or not?

And it even comes with a hook which you can attach to your pants.

I'm taking a biology exam and I need you to explain cell division. Fast!

I won't tell anything to your girlfriend, I'll just show her the entire conversation. Yes, you are screwed now.

Did that mean guy break you heart? Then simply do his best friend.

I ended up going to Burger King for Valentine's. Sadly, my date was not impressed.

I don't care how dark it is, if you are naked I want to see you right now.

The perfect disguise for your iPhone while you are taking a call.