They're banging
Are you totally serious? I'm coming over right now.
Can I shower with diarrhea?
Sure, if you got enough of anything, you can shower with it. I learned that in med school.
Beauty and the beast
If you were a beauty I'd still love you.
We'll just keep this to ourselves
And from now on a brand new TV every 6 months, a new iPad, and a new Xbox game per month.
Apple product release schedule
Now we know Steve's secret product line.
iPhone stash
Your iPhone stashed away safely inside a book.
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