What would be more thoughtful as a Valentine's gift than this exquisite hammer?
Valentines is approaching so you better prepare your thoughtful gift for your significant other.
Now you can get even a broken heart cookie. For your forever alone time.
My Valentine this year got herself a nice present.
Better burn away 100 dollars and do something else with your time than spend it on Valentine's gifts.
Of course I do have a date? What do you take me for? A moron?
What am I doing on February the 14th? Well I'm doing legs. I don't want to skip leg day or else I'll look silly like the rest of the guys on the Interwebs.
I Am My Own Valentine forever alone
Valentine's Day is coming soon, embrace yourselves. I forgot again to get a girlfriend.