Of all the useless iPhone apps, this has its own special place in top 10.
Remember if you are in a hurry to leave your phone as far away from the bathroom as possible.
Hurry up! This is your last day to grab some ass.
Look at my awesome body at the beach.
We have another competitor who has copied our unique smartphone.
At least they're being frank about it.
Remember when you held the flashlight in your hand? Our kids will never know about it.
Apple has just released their new running shoes model in China.
Keep turning your phone off then back on. That usually does the trick.
I'm interested in buying your dong and also taking it for a test drive.