Looks like I pissed off the IT guy one too many times. This time I only got a black eye, who knows what could happen next.

Once again it seems that she has lost her control.

Definitely only a woman would leave the keys in the door and the skirt hanging out.

Finally got around to put my iPhone on the key chain. Unfortunately it cracked the screen so I have to send it back for them to fix it.

Your type surely doesn't fit in me so why bother?

People tend to say that this key cleaner is only for blondes. You can see why.

Simply insert your keys in these holes and we promise to do a fantastic job in cleaning not only your keys but yourself included.

Now you have your solution. Every time you loose them just give them a call.