Don't worry, this is rusted by design. Once rusted, you cannot rust anymore, correct?
I'm wondering what happens if they crash and they need to get out quickly. Yup, definitely a redneck.
The lock is simple: either you want to be alone or have some friends come over. Your choice. We won't comment on your decision.
I guess that's one way to prevent access to the gas tank.
First of all, you have a manual, so that pretty much takes care of the entire theft problem.
This guy deserves to have his bike stolen. If basic geometry and physics is not something he mastered before riding a bike then it's too late.
Who needs a special Kensington lock when you can just attach a handle and drill some screws into the laptop itself? See, problem fixed.
You got to protect your fast food at all costs nowadays. Those bike thieves are getting hungry.
This is how you know you are in a third world country: even the liquid soap is chained to the sink.
An extra lock is always good to have.