The coding must not stop. I must find a way to keep everything cool.

All I need now is a fridge nearby and I am self sustainable.

The humans told me to stop sitting on the laptop's keyboard. They asked for it.

Either get a new laptop or be prepared to dig in your dog's droppings.

The next laptop I'm buying will have sharp and straight edges so I can use it like this guy.

Does that thing even power on anymore? The battery must be more than a decade old.

Even the horses come equipped with WiFi these days. So you cannot miss a single email while riding.

Literally, a Mac Book. YUMMY!

He was playing some Counter-Strike, and you interrupted him. I'm on a killing-spree, get lost and let me play!

Well.. We have a winner over here, employee of the month is right over here, people!