This pothole was supposed to be repaired 2 weeks ago. Not my problem now!
Seems like that tree doesn't like to get electrocuted.
That's a great pickup line. I need to start using it so I can keep being forever alone.
Those damn biscuits. Always cracking over the lines.
Remember to take off those socks when going to the beach. On the bright side,you will probably not get any sunburns on your feet this way.
I don't know, I seem not to like this pickup line so much.
You have to stick to the road signs.
The next laptop I'm buying will have sharp and straight edges so I can use it like this guy.
Need coffee, now, gimme coffee right now!!!
Sandwich, go make me a woman! Thanks!