Loos like Karen decided to book a seat right in front of me. This will get to be a particularly interesting flight, especially when they serve our food.
Now I can finally sit back and relax while watching my favourite... someone else's hair!
Now I can watch my girlfriend taking a dump right in front of me. How convenient!
Must be one of those fancy new computers. You just type and print immediately without hassle. Who needs screens anyway?
I guess somebody actually filed a complaint that he/she couldn't see any train departures on the science hanging thingy. So they needed to stick that notice there.
Don't worry about it, I got plenty of time. It's at 100%.
Quick, who can remember where was this screen taken from?
Hello operator, I would like to report a problem with your ATM. There's someone trapped inside.
The humans told me to stop sitting on the laptop's keyboard. They asked for it.
I think you may have too much bro in you. Try to contain yourself.