Did that mean guy break you heart? Then simply do his best friend.
I don't care how dark it is, if you are naked I want to see you right now.
You have to get me out of this keyboard factory. They are keeping me here against my will and forcing me to build keyboards all day long.
Are you totally serious? I'm coming over right now.
Sure, if you got enough of anything, you can shower with it. I learned that in med school.
Just take your girlfriend's iPad and rearrange those icons.
What could my girlfriend have possibly meant with this ternative thing?
If you were a beauty I'd still love you.
And from now on a brand new TV every 6 months, a new iPad, and a new Xbox game per month.
The awkward moment when you get this picture on your mobile phone.