Baby, baby... Beer... HUH?! Oh, well, I've been drinking beers for quite a while, excuse me ladies!
You better check those unread notifications soon. Those pigeons ain't got all day.
Did that mean guy break you heart? Then simply do his best friend.
I don't care how dark it is, if you are naked I want to see you right now.
You have to get me out of this keyboard factory. They are keeping me here against my will and forcing me to build keyboards all day long.
Are you totally serious? I'm coming over right now.
Just take your girlfriend's iPad and rearrange those icons.