Good luck with your poo
Wishing you all the best in your bathroom activities. We are thinking about you.
Naked below the belt
I want to see you naked, but be naked below your belt.
Dear blonde girl
Found us doing it in the elevator. She deserved at least an explanation for our actions.
Voldemort's nose operation
I just had a nose operation a while back so you can call me Voldemort.
Gave a boner
Amanda, stop giving your brother boners. Seriously.
The person I am going to marry
It's not you! What were you thinking?
Just the car
I just want the car man, I'm not interested in a relationship!
I don't love you
I love you more than there are stars on the sky in the morning.
I'm very much fond of a cute girl that looks just like you.
Out of order train
To put it into simpler terms, this train is really screwed.