Yup, I dare you to give this mug to your own boss.
Oh, hi. I would like to return this Lexus please. My wife is bringing it in as we speak.
This is definitely an engineer. Everything is correct, but useless at the same time.
Yes, you are right. There is a rat here somewhere. Meanwhile all the ladies let me see you up on the sofa!
Where is this company? I must apply there immediately!
Ever sat in your office chair and wondered what would it take for you to leave earlier than usual?
I always pictured that with a setup like this you can be self sustainable. Work from home, order pizza all day long and take a dump while doing all this. Just have to learn how to sleep on the toilet.
You got to admit that everybody who is not a dentist sees this room like a torture chamber.
Why bother opening the box when you can just sit on it.
I don't want to know what happened last night on my desk, but I do know I want a new one immediately.