Our colleague is going to have a big surprise when he gets back from the Christmas holidays.
At least I've got Internet. It's dialup but who cares?
We don't have enough space in our building so you will have to manage with this. Note that all of us will be visiting you from time to time to check up on your work.
Good luck trying to get some work done today.
A great mouse prank for the 1st of April.
Sit still until I finish my work or you are going to spend a lot more time up there.