I bet the mouse has a flea beneath its fur.

Good think we taught the cat to use the shutter button. WHo ever heard of the timer function?

My new stand keeps me warm and is very fluffy.

Nobody will find me here. It's the perfect spot.

Everybody just keep calm. I know CPR! I got this.

Take this empty bowl and fill it up. I need to eat don't I?

I got my friend here who loves to be ridden. What's wrong with that, anyway?

I've invited some friends over and things got a little out of hand. You don't mind cleaning this up after us, do you?

I look weird but at least I'm not freezing my ass like you are.

I swear to god it was the cat!