Sorry little buddy. Looks like your instant dryer will not work for you.

Yup, my owner doesn't know how to clean up after myself.

He looks so thin right now.

That's a great piece of information that I did not need. I knew cats were assholes anyway.

I will send them this photo and ask for my money back!

We won't judge. If you are short, if you are thirsty and if you don't care about self esteem... go ahead.

Has anyone seen my dog? He's got an average height, with some black spots over a white fur.

Shut up until we get paid. We'll figure out things later!

This is the exact same position I'm in while being completely depleted and getting to bed.

Ever felt asleep so deeply that you went over the side of the bed?