My cat watches cat watching cat watching cat watching cat watching nyan cat.

Yo, gimme back my nigga tortoise.

Your dog is now like a brother to me. Don't come looking for him.

I was sitting here minding my own business when the blinds attacked me.

Not now kitty, I have to work now leave me alone!

Don't I look just gorgeous?

Well this is how you end up if you ain't got no kids.

If it sits on your lap than it must be for me.

You have to agree that it does look pretty creepy.

Let's kiss and make up baby. Look at the size of this toast.