I only eat healthy McDonald's meals but I keep putting on weight.

Thank you kind stranger for this awesome picture of your dog.

Like my ride? Of course you do, I only roll like this.

Every year I have to wear this stupid rat costume.

Which one should I have for dinner today? They all seem so tasty.

I've seen them do it so why doesn't it work for me?

Take care of your beach. Handle her with care.

So who invited her anyway? It's our food!

I'm a rich pussy.

Look, they are gathering for a photo. Let's start to hump right here!