If your baby ain't loving you why not improvise?
I guess every parent has something to be proud of.
My daughter ended up looking like a parrot. My mission as a father has ended miserably. I can only accept defeat and move on.
And this year's father of the year nominees are these two gentlemen.
I am ready to be a dad. Hold on, I'll fix that for you.
Yes, that is a baby underneath. Yes, some people should not be allowed to breed.
This is the only way he agreed to watch over the baby.
And we wonder how come kids end up turning into dochebags when they grow up.
Different situations call for different styles.
In Texas you are considered a bad parent if your daughter ain't got a photo like this one.