Working like pros, safety comes first. Always!

And now, ladies and gentlemen... safety at its finest.

In the past people wouldn't do unsafe stuff because they still had common sense inside their brains.

Nothing is more important than the safety of my McDonald's meal.

Nobody can reach my bike so nobody can steal it.

The bike probably weighs a ton and there was no way someone might lift it up.

You can ride confident that your car is fitted with an airbag.

Please just purchase these skateboards and hang them on the wall. Under any circumstance, do not try to skate!