Can't maintain a balance? Well why don't you try some of these training wheels? Yes, on a scooter!
Good luck catching the right train and going home tonight!
Oh, there was a seat right here that I was blocking? Oh goodness, I didn't notice it.
Want to take the mystery train and see where you end up tomorrow? Hop on in if you dare.
I guess somebody actually filed a complaint that he/she couldn't see any train departures on the science hanging thingy. So they needed to stick that notice there.
Sorry to bother you, do you know by any chance where is the nearest train station? I got to get there as soon as possible.
If you can't read this sign then please go ahead and use the tracks. They're for trains and blind people.
Have a good time at Disney Land, son.
What happens when two train conductors can't make up their mind over who has the right of passage.
Seriously guys, it's not funny anymore.