I will have more than twice the power of windows 10, according to the install procedure!

So how am I not able to shut down a computer if I control the power cord?

If you make any typo whatsoever, you have just let the errorists win. Remember that.

I wonder if he can also burn DVDs with that thing.

Ain't got money or time to buy a new costume next year? Well if you're going to a geek party then get a 404 error shirt.

Who would have thought that this printer was meant to actually print. Thanks Ubuntu for a clear, precise and helpful error message. I'm going back to Windows.

Where there is a will, there is surely a way. And Asian women know how to find it.

No real geek would ever dare to park in this spot.

The best way to tell that your iPhone from China is not the real deal.

Whe task manager freezes you know it's going to be a bad day.