I'm wondering what happens if they crash and they need to get out quickly. Yup, definitely a redneck.
So the blender's motor broke. No need to panic, I have the right tool for this job.
Everybody who was thinking about kinky stuff please raise your hands.
Dealing with his problems on his own is going to help him later in life.
A screwdriver, clamp, drill and the classic duct tape are all you need to make your own screw drill.
I knew I should have bought a can opener.