OK, whatever babe. Just go fetch that sandwich for me, will ya?

You got two choices. You can only meet one of them.

Careful with that pony tail. You might give the wrong impression.

I'm the village idiot who gets called whenever someone needs a hand.

So if I'm the one that is unique, why are there 2 shirts for sale?

Being smart is better than wearing a shirt that mocks algebra.

A handy guide with arguments for keeping your favorite shirt.

Getting the word out about your financial problems has never been this easy and original.

Honey, take off your shirt and go get me a drink please.

My pacman is going to eat your nipples.