And we wonder how come kids end up turning into dochebags when they grow up.

I don't want you so up yours! I won't blink all day.

I only sleep and eat. Is there anything to eat now? Then wake me up when it's lunch time.

Yeah, whatever you say babe, now get back into the kitchen.

Be the chick that wears this shirt to a party. You will get laid guaranteed.

I admit that I may had something to do with your current situation.

You know you have to buy this one for your girlfriend ASAP.

Are you too lazy to run down to pick your shirt up? Then why not improvise and make use of that vacuum cleaner.

Yes, there is a kid inside that woman's shirt.

No worries, better drink this through the shirt than have the decency to take it off first.