Want to get a free massage from your kid? This guy has the answer.
Oh no! My girlfriend has been with this guy?
Working at Pho King has its benefits. I can talk shit to people without getting in trouble.
This kid has a bright future ahead of him. Just keep those family values in focus.
I must get me and my boys a bunch of shirts like these.
Don't even think about going to bed alone without a sexy girl like me.
From now on I will consider an offense if anybody calls me fat. I'm just not a good candidate for kidnapping, that's all.
Well good news grandma. Everybody hates you too now.
Just look at the size of that pen. It's really huge, no doubt about it.
Schrodinger's cat is wanted. Dead and alive this time.