Want to get a free massage from your kid? This guy has the answer.
Oh no! My girlfriend has been with this guy?
Working at Pho King has its benefits. I can talk shit to people without getting in trouble.
This kid has a bright future ahead of him. Just keep those family values in focus.
Don't even think about going to bed alone without a sexy girl like me.
From now on I will consider an offense if anybody calls me fat. I'm just not a good candidate for kidnapping, that's all.
Well good news grandma. Everybody hates you too now.
Just look at the size of that pen. It's really huge, no doubt about it.