Google is obsolete since I got married. All I need to do is have an opinion about something.

Want to get a free massage from your kid? This guy has the answer.

Oh no! My girlfriend has been with this guy?

Working at Pho King has its benefits. I can talk shit to people without getting in trouble.

This kid has a bright future ahead of him. Just keep those family values in focus.

I must get me and my boys a bunch of shirts like these.

Don't even think about going to bed alone without a sexy girl like me.

From now on I will consider an offense if anybody calls me fat. I'm just not a good candidate for kidnapping, that's all.

Well good news grandma. Everybody hates you too now.

Just look at the size of that pen. It's really huge, no doubt about it.