If she's 20% hotter than me then I surely hit rock bottom.
At least this guy is open about his addiction. Not like the rest of the crowd.
I'm the one that you've been talking to all this time.
I used to believe there was no god. That was before I discovered what I was capable in bed.
We all have a friend who takes off his shirt and starts acting like a gorilla in the club.
I dare you to take this shirt and go order something at Starbucks.
And nobody ever wondered why is there a big S on Batman's shirt.
Hey girls, stop looking at my body and treat me like an object! My face is up here, not down there.
I believe you might have omitted a letter from your store's name. Just sayin'.
You have been warned. I take no responsibility from now on.