My day has definitely started with a huge fail.
Good thing they have labels so I can properly put them on. Hold on!
Just wait until someone reads this and tries to follow the instructions.
They keep being right even when it comes to the toilets.
Know the difference between right and wrong. It may very well save your life one day. Or at least get you out of an awkward situation.
Wait a minute, you wanted your right and your left or mine? This gets confusing.
It is okay if you disagree with me. I really can't force you to be right... I am so cool. Oh yeah baby!
Marriage, marriage, marriage. Frank Sinatra, tell them again about love and marriage, heh! Mr. Right and Mrs. Always Right, just, genious!
You know I'm right so let me just explain it to you until you agree with me.
You have already failed you poor, poor man.