Well, at least you got an extra handle in there.
Don't worry they said, you won't be using the stairs anyway they said.
Fire breaks out. Go outside and climb down the fire escape. Fire escape suddenly ends. Jump.
Boy, that really escalated quickly. Quick, quick.
Drunk fun level infinite. Okay, challenge accepted! BRING IT ON!
I could use some help, I really could use some help. I don't ask but...
I bet you regret that you didn't have one of these when you were a child..
We do care about people with disabilities. We do have a bathroom for this purpose. Too bad you can't get to it.