Boy, that really escalated quickly. Quick, quick.
Drunk fun level infinite. Okay, challenge accepted! BRING IT ON!
I could use some help, I really could use some help. I don't ask but...
I bet you regret that you didn't have one of these when you were a child..
We do care about people with disabilities. We do have a bathroom for this purpose. Too bad you can't get to it.
Another architectural fail. Or maybe a secret passage disguised as a ceiling.
And there is your room. Good luck getting in.