Know your priorities in case of fire. Do not tweet before exiting the building!

Certainly nobody will ever run into each other.

Just let them jump the last few centimeters, we don't care.

Thought you were just going to sit here didn't ya? Move those legs!

You might want to reconsider placing the stairs there.

Just place yourself on these steps and wait... and wait... and wait

Using stairs is a great way to put out fires.