What are you doing grandma? Feeling like a 12 year old again?

Another architectural fail. Or maybe a secret passage disguised as a ceiling.

And there is your room. Good luck getting in.

Basement is off limits. Permanently.

Stairs are the best fire repellent available.

That darn escalator is acting up again. It's been stairs all day long.

Remember to hire an architect before designing your own house.

What handicapped ramp? Ordinary people cannot get there either.

Why not just tell it like it is?

At least you can have a beautiful view over the water from there.