This won't end well
What are you doing grandma? Feeling like a 12 year old again?
Stairway to heaven
Another architectural fail. Or maybe a secret passage disguised as a ceiling.
And there is your room. Good luck getting in.
Basement is off limits. Permanently.
Use the stairs
Stairs are the best fire repellent available.
Escalator acting as stairs
That darn escalator is acting up again. It's been stairs all day long.
Remember to hire an architect before designing your own house.
Watch your step
What handicapped ramp? Ordinary people cannot get there either.
Escalator turned to stairs
Why not just tell it like it is?
Stairway to nothing
At least you can have a beautiful view over the water from there.