What would be more thoughtful as a Valentine's gift than this exquisite hammer?

This is one surprised cat. I wonder what he got.

Well, don't you just love those surprise tests? Yeah, me neither. But we are always really surprised.

I bet he will be really really surprised. Oh boy, oh boy!

Taaaa-daaaaaahhhhh! Someone pooped in the hallway. SUURRRRPRRRRRISEEE!

Oh, hi human, you're home early. Look what I prepared... SURPRISE!

Yaaay, it's Christmas time. SURPRISEEEE! Were you surprised?

I sometimes drink a glass of water only to surprise my liver. HAAAA, SURPRRRRIIIIISEEE!

Watch out, we have some pranksters around. SURPRIIIIISEEEE!

Suuuuuuurpriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize!!! ARGHHH, LEAVE ME ALONE, I DON'T LIKE YOUR SURPRISE!