My Valentine this year got herself a nice present.
This guy is going to achieve his dreams at an early age.
You know it's been a hard year and I'm not doing great with my finances. Also, you could lose some weight, dear.
It's a trap. Don't believe it. She wants a gift, trust me.
Now that's a clock that I would buy as a gift for a lot of my friends. Very very accurate.
Nobody likes Monday, I wonder why.... Nope, I don't wonder why.
Who wouldn't dream about having this gift box? Well.. the ones who usually get it, haha!
Make sure your mom is protected. Get her a special gift this Mother's Day!
Baby I want you to wear everything in this bag tonight. Yes, that's right.
Happy Valentine's! Now move your ass and clean up the house.