So we don't have any cup holders? That's all right, I will simply add this little 50 lbs block here.

Oh, there was a seat right here that I was blocking? Oh goodness, I didn't notice it.

Somehow I don't believe they thought this through when they started working on those short poles.

Around these parts the parking rules apply to everybody. No exceptions.

No, please. You can keep my wheel, I was going to throw it away anyway.

So if you thought that walking around the block is hard... Try this.

Take a break after walink twice around the block.

They blocked my wheel so I just left it there.

Now why would anyone lock the wheel? I don't think the owner was planning on going anywhere anyway.