I think I'd rather not be that connected. I'll stick to podcasts.

I've decided I cannot live any longer so I will have to hang myself. But I will get to be enjoyed by the local kids, so there's that!

10 years ago we hanged Santa because we didn't get the required presents for Christmas. All that remains now are his bones and clothes.

And why didn't they just put the poor cow inside? At least she's having the best view around.