I'm a vegetarian, but do use a middle man from time to time. Still vegetarian at heart though.
Turkey for thanksgiving? No, thank you. We are only eating healthy, vegetarian food in this house.
You cannot touch me, you vegan hippie!
My doctor said I should eat more salads to help with my weight problem. Everything was horrible until I found this awesome store that had these fresh salads ready for me.
For all you vegetarians out there we got some special lamb for you today.
Our restaurant is so full of meat that the vegetarians will be horrified.
Hmm.. Is it okay as a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? Haaaaaa.
What do you call a person who eats vegetables? That's right. Now guess what I'm eating.
And those bad hunters are the ancestors of today's hipster vegetarians.
It will blow up into a carrot salad.