Ordered a Caesar salad as takeaway. Got exactly this. Not even mad.

Or you could get some steak, some fries and some mayo in that salad of yours. That would surely improve things.

Not sure you would be the most irresistible women by wearing this but surely you can try it out.

We used to have salads here, but people prefer to buy more candy instead.

Next time just play along and order a steak with veggies. You'll probably get more of a "salad" than this.

The recipe for the greatest salad you have ever eaten in your entire life is this one right here. And we have got all the required ingredients right inside our pizza restaurant.

My doctor said I should eat more salads to help with my weight problem. Everything was horrible until I found this awesome store that had these fresh salads ready for me.

Just a friendly reminder that fruit salad is very good for your health. Just thought you might want to know that while you are washing your clothes.