Once our cow became friends with the neighbour's pig they became inseparable. The next week we wanted to let them be together so this was the only obvious solution.

You cannot touch me, you vegan hippie!

Do you really want to make the biggest mistake of your life and become a vegetarian? You will most certainly miss the steak.

If you don't want to eat some plastic flavored steak then remember to get your tools out of the frying pan.