I drank too much last night. Now I can't stop and just look at what I've done so far.

Hey, hope you don't mind me drinking your bath water.

This guy always shows up in the neighborhood after the flooding.

Who needs those fancy and expensive life vests? I can make my own.

I can get anywhere faster this way. The flood is great.

This is my territory now, move someplace else or I'll eat you.

So you want cooling or heating?

Dammit, I've told you this would happen.

Beware of the shallow water and limit any diving to prevent permanent injury.

Because regular planking is so yesterday.