Hmmm... how heavy am I? Pretty mu....GO RUN!

Slim Fast, it really makes you a stick, hahahahh. It'll get your weight off.

I want to loose some weight but on the other hand, doughnot! Hahahah. INCEPTION!

I'm sure you will love this spoon, you will loose weight instantly after starting using this spoon for eating.

Running away from problems helps you, it makes you loose weight, helps you evade zombies and helps you with so many other things.

Yeah!!! That's awesome but it's at your own risk, hahah. You might get to sleep on the streets.

You must be proud to have lost that much weight

From now on you will be exercising even before you put anything in your mouth.

You have to start early on if you want to be a heavyweight champion.

Another advice: if you are trying to lose weight don't show your belly until you actually lose weight.