Great, now I need to take a math course before joining this network. If only I had internet access so I could get a math course...

So you want Internet access today? You better do these chores if you want to see any WiFi password from your parents.

You are only allowed to sit here if your baby has a built in WiFi connection. Otherwise it's back of the bus for the rest of normal pregnant women.

Walking around with this in your hand will surely send everybody back home in fear.

Use the traditional means of communication. Stop asking for free WiFi!

Trees are so useless. If only they had WiFi so I could check my Facebook.

If you get poor reception just ask him to stop and place your phone near his head.

Why would you need WiFi here? Just talk to each other.

I have the worst life ever. This house is too big.

You get a free wife to keep nagging you all day long. Just grab a room at our hotel and we'll be happy to provide you with one.