You are only allowed to sit here if your baby has a built in WiFi connection. Otherwise it's back of the bus for the rest of normal pregnant women.
Use the traditional means of communication. Stop asking for free WiFi!
Trees are so useless. If only they had WiFi so I could check my Facebook.
If you get poor reception just ask him to stop and place your phone near his head.
Why would you need WiFi here? Just talk to each other.
I have the worst life ever. This house is too big.
You get a free wife to keep nagging you all day long. Just grab a room at our hotel and we'll be happy to provide you with one.
Get your very own slice of this free WiFi. It only costs a mere $59.99. But the best thing about it is that it's completely free.