My favourite language is Sarcasm. Also, maybe I didn't tell you but I speak fluent sarcasm!

It's really sad but common sense indeed is very rare and... the people who need it the most just don't use it.

But it's actually interesting... So, do you have an answer or you're just... busted? Haha!

It's true, but most of the fish look like this. Yucks!

That's the great fact about being a leader, you don't explain, you show!

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

Once a wise cat said... if fits, I sits.

Don't break anybody's heart... He has only one. But you can break their bones, hahaha... YEAH!

So you don't like your job... Okay, come at the bar!

Now that's one great wish. May your life be as cool as you pretend to be on Facebook, hmm...