ATTACK!
Aaaaarggghhhhhh! Let's charge Mr. Pig!!!! Let's go to war!
STOP IT!
Stop it you crazy woman, I told you you are no freaking Cupidon, PUT ME DOWN!!!
Kinky skeleton
She could be too young for you, but you are certainly too old for her.
A body that all women want
I wish to be the man with the most sought after body.
It is hard to be a woman
Oh, the many obstacles that a woman must overcome in her life.
Close enough
I think I got your inner beauty right. And the hair looks pretty good.
Damsel in distress
Yeah, like that ever happens to anyone.
Searching for a real man?
Why do you have fake boobs, fake hair and pretty much everything else fake?
Dating explained
So the only way this woks out is if they are both smart.
Definition of slut
Have the morals of a man? Then we have some bad news for you.
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