Have the morals of a man? Then we have some bad news for you.
If you got a small one, just act like the woman you are.
Someone is going to learn about physics the hard way.
In the end it's all about the Facebook likes you get, no matter what you did.
A woman would surely know how to handle such a challenge. To the washing machine!
Warning. Female user detected that should have been in the kitchen.
Be very afraid of heavy females. They can crush you.
So where am I supposed to go, I guess the right one seems the best.
Are you seriously ok with your face on this bottle?
This is why men invented camera phones in the first place.