Who says only women can be sexy. I can be sexy too. Just look at me beside my pool.
I wonder what bet did this guy lose that he had to wear this on the bus.
The bottom line is: never ask a woman if she is pregnant. It's either obvious or she's just fat.
Depending on how mad you made her, here's a helpful chart to aid you in picking up the perfect flowers for the special occasion.
I hope the children will enjoy eating this. But I have a bad feeling though.
Oh, hey, sandwich! Go make me a woman, now!
Potter, Potter, Potter.... STOP fooling around kid!
It's obviously a redneck party. Isn't it? Hahah.
Hey, did you see how what you drink can affect you? Ha!
Hello. I bet you wouldn't zoom... would you? Haahaaaa! IT'S A TRAP!