Looks like Facebook already detected you are pregnant. We should go ahead and setup a profile for the baby right away.
Oh, what an unexpected surprise. You don't say!
Oh that's a relief. Up until now everywhere I've been to and had a quick snack somehow ended with me getting pregnant. This place is awesome!
I guess most ladies will agree to this success story.
You might want to think this through before answering the question.
At least one person will be seriously freaked out because of this.