Looks like Facebook already detected you are pregnant. We should go ahead and setup a profile for the baby right away.

Oh, what an unexpected surprise. You don't say!

Oh that's a relief. Up until now everywhere I've been to and had a quick snack somehow ended with me getting pregnant. This place is awesome!

Ever since she got pregnant, there are this weird food requests coming up a 3 am in the morning.

I guess most ladies will agree to this success story.

The bottom line is: never ask a woman if she is pregnant. It's either obvious or she's just fat.

I admit that I may had something to do with your current situation.

Not even want to imagine what would it be like if that were a tattoo.

You might want to think this through before answering the question.

At least one person will be seriously freaked out because of this.