This guy better be disabled because otherwise he will become one.

Well good for her that she can navigate this car by touch.

With enough speed and balls just about anyone can jump over this bridge. Just look at that guy go.

I slapped your face while I was drunk, but here's some tasty bacon so you'll forgive my manners.

This guy really needs a pet. Until then this keyboard will taste the sidewalk.

Your current position won't last long so grab them while it's still considered cute and innocent.

The board is not big enough. We get it.

I need someone to push once in a while. So you should have been here.

The fortune I seek is right in this cookie then? So where's the fortune?

You better go and get that Holy Bible now. Enough shades for you today.