Whenever this card came from, I'm printing out one and placing it on my desk from now on.

Note to self: always keep some snacks nearby in case of unexpected hunger.

The conclusion is always obvious and constant. I need to apologise.

It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.

I slapped your face while I was drunk, but here's some tasty bacon so you'll forgive my manners.

It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.

A graffiti should have been here, but in the meantime please accept our apologies for this wall.

Well there you have it. Proof that a cake will fix just about everything. Put this baby next to a duct tape and you are set for life.

Sorry for painting the word "TWAT" on your garage door.

Hoping that the people killed by this bomb will forgive you always counts.