It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.
I slapped your face while I was drunk, but here's some tasty bacon so you'll forgive my manners.
A graffiti should have been here, but in the meantime please accept our apologies for this wall.
On second thought, finding a sorry for stabbing card may prove to be quite difficult.
Well there you have it. Proof that a cake will fix just about everything. Put this baby next to a duct tape and you are set for life.
We are so sorry we were sorry before. We shouldn't have expressed our remorse to you.
We are sorry for killing you. Be safe. And dead.
Pretty good name, congratulations to the owner and the one who came up with this idea, innovative!
Hoping that the people killed by this bomb will forgive you always counts.
I'm really sorry for being so sexy... and modest with my appearance.