I didn't even get my coffee yet and they're apologizing. Wonder what they did to my coffee.
Well, that's a really beautifully written apology. Surely it must have taken at least half an hour to draw. Oh...
A graffiti should have been here, but in the meantime please accept our apologies for this wall.
On second thought, finding a sorry for stabbing card may prove to be quite difficult.
We are sorry for killing you. Be safe. And dead.