Cake eating is always my top priority since someone somewhere is celebrating their birthday.

I was taking selfies with the first phone, unlike you wannabe hipsters.

Good thing we had these stairs installed. They look pretty too.

If you want a comfortable grip while riding the bike why not check these little hands? You might like it.

There were no saved games back then. If you die, you die.

So ever wanted to connect you garden hose directly to your TV. Now you can!

Whenever you find that sweet parking spot available.

Free donuts for the police. They won't know what hit them.

If only there was some genius design that would allow one to simply get shade from the sun without using his hands... like an attachment on a cap.

When the obvious brand logo on the shoes isn't enough to show your support for the company, why not get some matching tattoos?