This homeless guy sure knows how to get tips.

I keep drinking but this Moderation guy still hasn't shown up. How am I supposed to drink with him this way?

Looks like I have no way of getting home tonight. The wife will surely understand this. Better take a photo of the problem too.

I think I may have had my idiot moment for today after mounting this door handle.

Sir, are xcuse me, but I really need a minute of your time to talk about our Lord.

If you get thin too fast just let us know and we willhelp you out. Unlike the previous magazine.

They keep being right even when it comes to the toilets.

You might want to get this tattoo from somebody who is not too young to know basic grammar.

He art of being black is a true skill that can be mastered only after countless hours of study. Or so it seams.

It's written in both English and crow language. If they still don't get the message then we will shoot and barbecue them.